The specs of ‘Canned Unicorn Meat’ are:

  • Manufacturer: ThinkGeek
  • Product Dimensions: 4.1×3.7×2.9 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 0.2 pounds

Here are some REAL customer reviews:

“Delicious!”

Of course this isn't as good as fresh, but who has time to hunt unicorns these days?I'm a busy professional so I don't have the luxury of just grabbing my bow and quiver and spending days in the high glens hunting fresh 'corn. This product…Read more

“The Agony of the Unicorns”

Don't order this product if you have a conscience. The unicorns in the industrial unicorn farms live in appalling conditions, in many cases worse than those of the pegasus ranches. Don't believe the propaganda of Lisa Frank and the other tycoons of big…Read more

“Best Gag Gift Ever!!”

This is more of an explanation to why I rated this the way I did. How fun is it? Extremely fun if you get it for your mother who happens to be a Unicorn fanatic and then make her open the present for the first time in front of the entire family…Read more